The Future’s So Bright (and Scary) We Gotta Wear Shades Dude, we said shades, not a mask. Get with the program, man. Bright and scary, just the way we’ve come to expect. Go! Next Blog By jeff noel Retired Disney Institute Keynote Speaker and Prolific Blogger. Five daily, differently-themed personal blogs (about life's 5 big choices) on five interconnected sites. View all of jeff noel's posts.